people who write on their phones (word mobile, gdocs app, scrivener mobile, notesapp, etc) how does it feel to be taunting god every single day
sorry op to add text to your post but uhhhh i got into a bad habit of texting myself when I had inspo and this is my warning to Not Do That because sometimes you might click the wrong conversation half asleep and that’s how you get awkward conversations like this:
The local big-box store has decided not to let Hallowe'en get in the way of Christmas and set up the twelve-foot animatronic skeleton right next to the twelve-foot inflatable Santa. The inflatable Santa’s wobbling keeps setting off the animatronic skeleton’s motion activated flail-and-scream routine, which in turn sets off the inflatable Santa’s motion sensor and makes it play “Jingle Bells”.
A 10-millionth visitor to the Rijksmuseum of Netherlands was allowed to spend the night at Rembrandt’s painting “Night Watch” with a bottle of wine and dinner.
me in my animal crossing house after that fox has sold me another fake painting
I love this post so much I have done everything in my power to make sure I will never forget it via reblogging it every October 5th, in memory of discovering it for the first time
adults should play pretend like kids. even play wolves. why can’t I play wolves just because i’m 24
“what about D&D” “what about roleplaying online” none of you have played wolves and it shows. you need to be crawling on the ground outside and HOWLING
[ID: A tweet by Popbase that reads, “Nearly half of Gen Z is using TikTok and Instagram as a search engine instead of Google, new data shows.”. Below the tweet is a pic of a poorly drawn Goomba from Super Mario Bros with text below him that reads “are you out of your fucking mind”.]
I love how Gen Z is just slowly turning into boomers due to reverse tech illiteracy
There is a massive tech illiteracy problem among young people that is 100% caused by everyone using walled garden mobile devices instead of actual computers
Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980’s. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay
Male/male 1 is when the larger male gator topped, male/male 2 is when the smaller male topped
ALT
